In what is being referred to as “extreme abortion laws” in Texas, private citizens will also be rewarded handsomely for giving out names of anyone they heard is promiscuous.
According to The Onion, Austin Texas governor Gregg Abbott signed this new law in a milestone victory for the anti-abortion movement.
“We are requesting citizens to help us in tracking down these hussies”, said Abbott. I request residents to come forward with any information that can be helpful in identifying whores, tramps and other loose women. “Maybe her pants are too tight, maybe she looks like she’s having a little too much fun at the bar. It doesn’t matter if she’s ‘a huge skank’ or a bit of a ‘ho’—we promise that you will be handsomely rewarded for whatever information you have”, He explained.
New laws against abortion are being celebrated by supporters in Austin Texas but the same cannot be said for Pro-choice activists.